Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning. Kid in my lit class (via noteclue)

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mydeargatsby:

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

do this

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  • East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
  • Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–
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im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions me lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

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yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

(via trust)

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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics. Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

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840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

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